end times, folks. end times.

things had been going along fine for the last 15 years until this morning. i was walking down the street with my marriage when these guys in black robes jump out of the the bushes and just attacked the shit out of my marriage. i tried to save it, but it was too late. it's dead as dead gets. it's weird. i miss it, of course, but i also have this incredible urge to go shopping for fabrics to spice up my living room. what the hell?

I'll bet all those gay marriages will last a hell of a lot longer then most of the current California straight marriages.

MoreBlaBlaBla:

but i also have this incredible urge to go shopping for fabrics to spice up my living room. what the hell?

I can get you a good deal on padded.

Being a faithful husband, I've been in a same sex marriage for years, same sex once a month whether I need it or not :) Wife got a cute wig and I told her it would be like getting a little strange. I didn't get any.

The Onion beat you to this joke. :-)

quillsinister:

The Onion beat you to this joke. :-)

I'm not laughing :)

tsedek:

Being a faithful husband, I've been in a same sex marriage for years, same sex once a month whether I need it or not :) Wife got a cute wig and I told her it would be like getting a little strange. I didn't get any.

- Chuckle.

Get her to read kama sutra. (or you read it and just surprise her.)