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all right, give it up for Hilary
by gmat
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Now I want to ask you something.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in WV?
Re: all right, give it up for Hilary
by Sawbones
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
OK, that gets a literal LOL. Not quite ROTF, but good one.
by tartuffe

Tut. An Obvious Elitist.
by Urquhart

Beer-drinking bowlers, coal miners, steel workers. Fuck 'em. Who needs those people?

What America needs is more latte drinking Prius drivers. Who spend lots of time on the internet.

Oh, wait. Sorry. Where's the delete button?

Re: all right, give it up for Hilary
by RainMan

The general consensus in WV is that Obama is a muslim and his wife is an athiest.

I've been saying that for months.

Jack

Re: Jackcossil
by mOOnbirdShadow
Fossil comes from mountain!!
Re: all right, give it up for Hilary
by genedio

The general consensus in WV is that Obama is a muslim.

People in WV dumb enough to think that don't know what the word "consensus" means.

I'm beginning to wonder if you do.

plus "general consensus"
by gmat
is wicked bad redundant
Re: Jackcossil
by Smarmalade

Jackosaurus?

And where have you been hiding for so long, my prerty little shadow bird of the moonscape?

Long time no pee?

Re: all right, give it up for Hilary
by RainMan

My post was a bit hypebolic. If you don't know what that word means...look it up.

Jack

Re: Jackcossil
by mOOnbirdShadow

I am hidding in Obama's shadow :)

Re: Jackcossil
by Smarmalade

Obama's shadow is not fit to hide the MoonBirdShadow !!

You need to hide behind Clinton's Pantsuit!

It's TeaTime in one hour!

Where's Tea?

:))

No such word--hypebolic! Hyperbole !
by Smarmalade

Check out the dictionary spelling... :)

hyperbolic Definition

hy·per·bolic (hī′pər bälik)

adjective

  1. of, having the nature of, or using hyperbole; exaggerated or exaggerating
  2. of, or having the form of, a hyperbola
  3. designating or of any of a set of six functions (hyperbolic sine, hyperbolic cosine, etc.) related to the hyperbola in a manner similar to that by which the trigonometric functions are related to the circle

Etymology: LL hyperbolicus < Gr hyperbolikos < hyperbolē: see hyperbola

Re: Jackcossil
by mOOnbirdShadow

Let me guess who you are. Hmmm.....

Birdlike? Or catlike?

The birds do it, bees do it
by Smarmalade

is that birdlike enuff?

No felines need apply here...crapping in cat litter is not a bird's favorite hobby...but napping in feline fantasy is obviously of another species hobbies.

Sorry, but we not take catnaps for what it's worth.

We simply do dreams...bird dreams...feathery down and all that...

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