I've been out of town...sorry I missed this one. :-)

I have to say I completely and wholeheartedly agree with our esteemed OHJen - you Fraysters should be ASHAMED! :-) :-) :-) :-) This judgmental :-), self-righteous :-), ignorant :-), narrow-minded :-), bigoted :-) and arrogant :-) blather has GOT to stop, and it starts with the top posters! :-)

Aunt Messy, I bet you feel terrible! SHADDAP is so flagrantly unkind and sarcastic, why, there's no possible WAY these letter writers could get a fair say with you jabbering and chittering away like that! I'm appalled, and you should apologize! :-) :-) Go on now! APOLOGIZE, YOU BIG MEANIE! :-)

August Alley, these poor people come here for heartfelt and generous guidance, and your responses are laced with hellfire and brimstone! These folks must shiver in terror reading your responses! :-) :-) :-) Why, I bet these letter writers all cower in fear at you, you, you MASHER you!!!

:-) :-) :-)

And the worst, the absolute WORST offender is Dumb_Blonde - why, I cannot imagine the heartbreak and dejection these poor folks feel when they are subjected to what you say in your vicious posts...sometimes even with PROFANITY in them! :-) :-) :-) :-)

And while I too am usually a fierce opponent of censorship, I must say that I would SILENCE YOU ALL in a heartbeat if I were moderator! I want to spread joy and love and kindness and smiley fuzzy warm happy sparkly and twinkly stuff around the world like...like a little rainbow pony pooping sweet and fluttery butterflies! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Why, I'm finding myself almost verklempt! I just want to hug everyone! I'm so overwhelmed at all this...um, whatever the fuck...this...is... What is this? Where was I?

Now, that Schuyler The Cat - he's got the ticket, you better believe it! You foolish ones should follow his kind and serene example: it's obvious he's had some schooling in psychological sciences, and his gentle advice to these letter writers is always SPOT ON! He's sincere, kind, and gets to the root of the issue without all the sarcasm and hatefulness, and besides, he's used the words "haggis" and "imbecilic" in posts, so he must have taken an English class sometime or other! Ah, that Schuyler The Cat is something to behold. Don't you just love him? I sure do!

Now look at you all! Don't YOU look foolish? Yep, YOU! Look at YOU! APPALLING! FOOLISH!!!

Not...

Voltaire was incorrectly quoted as stating "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." This is just one of those times one must shrug and remember it's not easy living amid freedom sometimes, but it sure can be fun.

Gawd. What a little asshole. Good to be back, though. Miss me? I have catching up to do: I am having withdrawals, 'cause I didn't read my dose of SHADDAP this week. Messy: I found the PERFECT hot tub wine! It takes a crude palate, and will NOT win awards, but it's fantastic amid the chlorine and heat! More to follow...

Cheers!

It's all about fucking tough love. Goddammit, pull your fucking head out of your stupid ass & take responsibity for your fucked up stupid actions. Your momma should be slapped.

Thank you, have a nice fucking day.

You're right! Oh, I have *snivel* SEEN the error of my ways! I KNOW that my only hope is to REPENT my evil and NEVER be *gasp* MEAN again... which in no way means I'm going to actually DO that! Repenting is overrated. I've always maintained that it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission, but let's not get crazy here.

If there is a heaven and it's filled with people like OHJen, then who wants to go there? Ick. Think of the treacly sentiment, the smarmy fake smiles, the censorship, the...I can't go on. It's making me nauseous just thinking about it.

Of course we missed you, darling. How could we not? It seems that MSN posted last week's Prudie, so SHADDAP! has been bumped to about page 3.

Sigh. Leggy's back. I hoped I could hide my evil ways behind his even eviler ways. ;-)

All posters beginning immediately are to send all posts and replies directly to me, with a credit authorization of $19.95 per paragraph, a $50 surcharge per top post, and $6.75 per obscenity. (Yes, "butt" counts, unless you're discussing cigarettes.) And a $2500 surcharge for new or infrequent posters who complain about the quality of other people's posts.

It won't change the quality of the posts, but it would sure help my bank account!

That's what I admire about you.
(and that little fleck of fresh blood at the corner of your mouth is a nice touch...)

Wit like a blade
Give 'em what they're needin'
Cuts so clean
Don't even know they's bleedin'

Rise to the Occasion
Club 'em like a carp
Claim to be a "dumb blonde"
But you're really pretty sharp!

Straighten out the dummies
Mock 'em where they stand
If they fall, then kick 'em!
(If you'd like, I'll lend a hand!)

Mercy? Ha! For sissies.
As Messy aptly states
Tell these morons like it is
They're deserving of their Fates.

Blood in the streets, bay-bee...

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See, now I'm rapping this all over the house...Somehow I have "My Dad's Gone Crazy" from Eminiem going, and the whole...

"If they fall, then kick 'em!
(If you'd like, I'll lend a hand!)"

...part somehow fits. Shouldn't but it does.

Oh, and that's not blood...it's Zinfandel. Sarcasm ALWAYS goes with a spicy, rude zin, don't you think?

Damned if you made the list, damned if you didn't: not exactly the Book of Life, I gather.

Bless you!

Ceiling Cat sez:

goddess is outside Goodness/ Badness

Srsly.

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Wait... getting outta bed in the morning makes me mean.

Was Eminem rappin' about me?

Did I mention that I want to start a rock band called Mistress of Demons?

A little obvious but I think it sums things up nicely.

Blue Oyster Cult's "Harvester of Eyes" or "Seven Screaming Diz-busters"... whee!

An-ikky-dote:
I once did some basswork for an outfit called "Dick Tweaky & the Death-Bunnies". Twisted redneck punk...

Set 'er up! If you need some sub-sonix, whistle me up. I work cheap.