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Ok so blam is a little famous, he is depicted in Brad Paisley’s video after all...that's something. LOL

On Line, Brad Paisley

A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

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Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

LOL... that about nailed it

You know... if Blam could just find himself another (replacement) boyfriend he would probably mellow out again

I hope he gets lucky soon (and not just lucky with himself)

;o)

LOL it's perfect, and written for men LIKE HIM. LOL

Only George Constanza is better lookin'....Bwah!

Have a good night Mike, I'm out.....

sleep sweet

They should have had him slapping around some women

and it would have been perfect.

Something tells me this guy is a stalker too.

LOL!

He's a cyber bad ass!

I'm heading offline too...

Watching ol big-nosed dumbassed blam take a nose-dive then high-fiving himself for being stupid just isn't that sporting... (he's really sorta pathetic and I pity him about as I would a severe retard. He just can't seem to help himself)

Oh well... age is doing him in. A lonely paupers dirt-nap is surely in his bitter future..

Nite...

;o)

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Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
and he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the Home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy