Obama/Clinton ticket? Like a hand in shoe
by
doodahman
05/12/2008, 2:05 PM #
Now that Clinton’s campaign is not only toast, but croutons, they now expect to be invited onto the ticket. “It’s the only way to win in November!” they claim.
Uh huh. Bullshit.
If there was ever a situation in which the ultimate result would be that the whole is less than the sum of its parts, it’s an Obama/Clinton ticket.
Forget the fact that Clinton has revealed herself, during the course of the process, to be a venal, pandering, dishonest and incompetent candidate. I mean, why should an objective evaluation of her empirical performance under fire mean anything compared to the bloviating of the Clinton At All Costs crowd?
But think about the resulting dynamics. First, Clinton has the highest negatives of any candidate in presidential history. And for good reason. She’s an asshole. Sorry, but I started out in this campaign just disapproving of her as a GOPig in Dem clothing. Now that she’s had plenty of opportunity to show her true multiple personality, all I see is a person prone to magical thinking, unable to adapt to changing realities, stubbornly refusing to acknowledge unpleasant objective reality. Sound familiar?
Second, those of her supporters who wouldn’t vote for Obama are not going to support the ticket with Obama at the head. Sorry, but I can see from the posts of her supporters and the campaign strategy she followed, that they are too bigoted and short sighted to grow enough in a few months to actually support an African American candidate. Those Clinton supporters will vote for McCain, not an Obama/Clinton ticket. Fortunately, their numbers are not substantial enough to change the winning path of an Obama/whoever ticket.
Third, even those that would decide to support Obama with Clinton on the ticket (but who wouldn’t support Obama without Clinton on the ticket) are useless. They don’t contribute to campaigns. They don’t volunteer. They don’t canvass. And, if the Fray is any indicator (hell, any of the internet postings by Clinton supporters), they can’t write for shit, either.
In terms of geography, New York will go for Obama no matter what, as will Illinois. Arkansas will stay GOPig, as it would even if Clinton topped the ticket. You might get some marginal advantage in Florida, but again, the voters who supported Clinton in Ohio and PA won’t come out in numbers to support Obama just because Clinton is on the ticket. Most of those folks (i.e. everyone except old women basing their votes on gender identification) are going for McCain.
Instead, Obama’s entire winning strategy is in attracting new voters and disenchanted independents. How will that fare if on the ticket, Obama includes a woman who has become symbolic of the old style, pandering, triangulated faux-GOPig policies of the past?
It’s a counter-intuitive, and cognitive dissonant causing combination. And it will never happen. Hell, that’s before considering the effect of asshole Bill on the campaign.
The proper VP candidate will likely be either Sebelius of Kansas or Jim Webb of Virginia. The Clintons are finished. Good riddance to bad rubbish.