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Clinton leads in Alien-American Poll
by alfred placeres

More bad news for Obama. Hillary would also beat him with millions of newly naturalized Alien-Americans. This shoud give the Dems and uncommitted superdelegates reason for concern since these new voters could be the winning margin of victory in November's general election. Alien-Americans voters have increased to over 2 million as a result of the Immirgation Reform and Control Act (IRCA) which legalized illegal aliens residing in the United States portion of Earth before 1982.The latest intergalactic Poll finds that Vulcan-Americans favor Obama who is half-Vulcan. Obama is admired for his Vulcan ears and his total lack of compassion for the hard-working man and woman. Klingon-Americans and Romulan-Americans derive from a warrior-class and they favor Hillary for her warrior princess style and her 'f''ight till the death' attitude, Both goups disdain Obama because of widley circulated internet rumors that he has never fired a lazer gun and that he refuses to pin on the official Federation shield. If Obama becomes the Democratic Presidential nominee the poll shows that he would face stiff opposition in the general election from McCain. McCain is of mixed Romulan-Ferengi ancestry making him attractive to the pro-war Romulans and pro-business Ferengi.

Re: Clinton leads in Alien-American Poll
by NightSwimmer
I heard that Obama has a lock on the Grays. Rumor has it that they intend to use their superior mind control tactics to manipulate voters in the booth.
Re: Clinton leads in Alien-American Poll
by Pmbster

It's The Borg I worry about, although I am not sure if I should be worrying about the regular everyday Borg or the ones that splintered off with Hugh (I think it was - and I think they'd be somewhat less drone-like, which means they would favor.... which candidate? Perhaps we could associate the drone types with blue collar workers?). Awful lot of voters in them there Borg Cubes, if you ask me.

I betcha Worf would have a good answer for them, whomever they are...

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