Given the disastrous consequences of the War on Drugs, instead regulating junk food like illegal drugs maybe we'd be better off legalizing drugs the way we do junk food.

Agreed, as much as the thought of a Twinkie Czar tickles me.

pull up to the drive through an order a Coke and the teller has to ask if you want 8oz or an 8-ball?

And the marketing opportunities are endless!