Re: The 5 Major Dangers of a Barack Hussein Obama Presidency
by
ZiggyTosh
05/09/2008, 12:54 PM #
Great points. I would also add a potential sixth danger of a Barack Hussein Obama presidency:
What if ... one day he is walking around on some trails at Camp David or something and he stumbles across a strange looking rock. Only it's not really a rock, it's a meteor that has fallen from the sky. So then Obama picks up the rock and, like, looks at it and stuff. And while he's looking at it a little tiny lizard-like creature jumps out of the rock and then EATS its way into Obama's stomach. Obama doesn't really think anything of it, but then a couple of days later he comes down with a fever. The doctors can't figure out what's going on. The fever is getting worse and worse and they are wondering if maybe he is not going to pull through. But then, seeminly miraculously, he DOES pull through. Only it's not REALLY a miracle. In actual fact, this is just the life cycle of an alien parasite. The parasite then goes on to CONTROL Barack Hussein Obama's mind and from there it infects other people's minds until finally the ENTIRE EARTH is controlled by space alien parasites.
What about that? Wouldn't that be even MORE dangerous than any of the five things mentioned in your link? Why are you ignoring this much more serious and dangerous danger?