Dear H-M:

My adult daughter
gave me her kids while she drank.
How can I prevent?

Tell her it's open
bar at your house, with free food!
Then invite counselor.

Dear H-M,

My Mother-in-law
declines Mother's Day invite.
Must we still visit?

Yes. Not liking a
party is not the same as
rejecting your warmth.

Dear H-M,

I avoid salons
to save cash, but my husband
pays to groom the dog!

When he's "in the mood"
put dog in bed. Say "She's
more attractive now."

Dear H-M,

My mom acts like a
teen around my friends. And she's
loud. Please make it stop.

Offer her a bong hit.
When you are punished, then the
problem will be solved.

Good to see you again Rundeep! Great job as usal. :-)

Great Haiku Master, you're back! Great advice as usual, full of infinite wisdom!

When he's "in the mood"
put dog in bed. Say "She's
more attractive now."

Priceless!

Yep, yep, yep... this was good. The groomed dog in bed is epic!

Hey, does Prudie ever read this?... I'm sure she would get a kick.

Perfect!

nice to see you big_macs. Hope you've been keeping them all in order here.

Nice to be back. Been quite busy.

Thank you. I have no idea whether she reads me or not. I sort of suspect NOT. Prudie's been known to be a little, er, touchy, about the "Pseudies."

Thanks toots. Hope you are well.

Mercy sakes rundeep.

Haiku art improves with you

dishing great advice.

O great wise pbev
Who could ever dispute your
genius and insight?