Surely we can agree that the vote is the single most sacred right we have, right up there with free speech. Without the vote, everything else is meaningless.

Since we have to register to vote, why not require registration of gun ownership, too?

If our most sacred right is subject to government regulation (and I don't dispute that at all), why not the Second Amendment, too?

Actually, it's ReTHUGucants. And those bad, bad, just really horribly evil people are led by Bu$hitler McDarthCheneyburton$mirk$alot.

Did I get 'em all?