The article about McCain's temper turned to a discussion of Bush's SAT scores. Turns out it was 1150. I thought a decimal point was left out. But if that's true, first of all it's not exactly record-shattering. Second, it's a good thing for him the SATs aren't oral.

Because he can't talk! Those ball-suckers at Fox "News" call it a "speaking style," but his speeches sound like a first-grader learning phonics.

Of course he blamed everyone but himself for the obscene oil prices and shitty economy. Everyone but himself and the war profiteers who robbed the bank, that is. It's your stupid, pointless war that's draining us, you dullard. It's his half-assed policies that kowtow to the GOP's rich donors. Those tax cuts are working like a friggin' charm, aren't they?

And if you want money for Africa, get the hell out of Iraq and let them fight their own battles, and we might be able to pay for the starving Africans. When did we become their nannies, anyway?

More of the same, vote McCain. Only the english improves.