BA's top 10 thoughts on american perversion
by
baltimore aureole
04/30/2008, 5:03 PM #
10 - true fact - many catholic priests admit that they joined the priesthood because they were already struggling with homosexual and pedophilia impulses, and felt that a religious environment would provide strength to resist, rather than temptation.
9 - there is some sort of weird corrolary between religious fundamentalism and an obsessions with young girls. american polygamists and theorcratic muslim societies seem obsessed with wedding pubescent girls early and often. is there some sort of test we could adminster for this propensity, then work on a vaccine?
8 - i've never understood why, in this day and age of homosexual tolerance, places like airport and highway restrooms are more attractive than a bar for "meeting people". i mean, what is it - a death wish acted out through anonymous, risky sex?
7 - attractive young women will stop hooking up with wealthy old goats when the goats stop paying lavishly for the pleasure. or vice versa. i can't figure out which
6 - why is it legal to have 10 kids out of wedlock, but illegal to have 2 spouses? exactly whose interest is being protected here?
5 - it used to be illegal to marry a person of a different race, then they fixed it. it used to be illegal to marry a person of the wrong gender, and they're working on that one. it's still illegal to have sex with your sister or brother (or father), thank god. but is that the next step?
4 - why do attractive young female schoolteachers who have sex with 14 year old male students get such lighter sentences than male teachers who have sex with 14 year old female students? explain to me how equal protection under the law should apply here?
3 - what is it with firemen and sexy girls posing in lingerie in firehouses, etc. i don't get this fetish at all. it's not like the cop fetish where your boyfriend pretends to frisk you, after all.
2 - basically, the way our forebears lived in colonial america - the entire family in a one room cabin - would be deemed "an unfit home environment now" because of what happens between mom and dad after dark while the kids are still awake and listening in their beds. and these were PURITANS in new england. no wonder people's minds were warped back then. does this somehow explain the fundamentalist christian/muslim thing for little girls? not enough privacy at home?
1 - exactly when and why prostitution became illegal is largely absent from american history books. they (history books) do tell us that there were more than 500 "registered brothels" in washington DC during the civil war, and that union officers, right up to the rank of general, would commonly rent a room in them while in town on military busieness. a lesser known fact is that most of the "battlefield nurses" during the civil war were "camp followers" (prostitutes) who offered caring and succor to the tired troops after battle. at what point did we reach the stage that a US military admiral can now be forcibly retired for admonishing his troops, while on shore leave, to leave the local "civilian girls" alone and visit one of the legal brothels at that port if they couldn't stand to be without company. I believe that for all the raciness on TV, we're actually more puritanical than the puritans, or the good christians who fought in the civil war.