Here's what I don't understand
by
ducadmo
03/27/2008, 6:35 PM #
If they wanted people to sing a national anthem, why didn't they write a national anthem that people could sing? I go to a baseball game and it feels like I'm listening to 10,000 prairie dogs in heat. Even professional singers have a hard time making music out of that dang thing.
The reason people are supposed to put their hand over their heart has nothing to do with patriotism. It's for the old folks to check their pulse when they get up into that 'rockets red glare' shit. Some of them still pass out. Even when they don't it's not a pretty thing to watch, not to mention hear.
A lot of people put their hand over their heart and then they don't even sing. What is the fucking point of doing that? That is like sayin' 'I am too chickenshit to sing in the land of the free home of the brave.' If you too scared to sing, I don't want you in my foxhole.
So, to be fair, they should move it from the start of a ballgame to the end. Everybody sounds better after a few brewskis. Hell, I'd even sing the second verse. Does anybody know the words to the second verse? Don't you wonder how many people know there even is a second verse? Don't you wonder how many people actually know the words to the first verse?
And what does that song have to do with anything? Some guy wrote that while we was getting the shit kicked out of us by the British in the war of 1812. All that song is saying is 'nyah, nyah, ya missed me ...'
It is a dumb song, meant for people who don't know they can't sing or people who know they can't sing and don't.