I have been to Disney World as a child, a husband, and a father with my kids, who are now 8 and 13, too many times too count. I have never been there by myself and I have never had to work while I was there; It sort of defeats the purpose. I can imagine how terrible it must have been for you Mr. Stevenson to be alone and have to work while there. The problem may be in your title, you are too "Well Traveled" to enjoy the destination. Granted, Disney may not be for everyone; but 100,000 people a day says different. I do not think Walt had in mind creating a place for working single reporters doing a story, but for families enjoying time together with a little help from the Disney Magic. I am sure Reporting World is much different than Disney World - I hope so. I think Mr Stevenson you should try it again! Not by yourself with a note pad in hand but with a mom and dad and a couple of kids.

PS:I checked with the family - they are willing to take you Mr Stevenson but you have to promise to wear a set of ears at least for a few minutes and pretend to enjoy it. You never know, with the right people you might just have fun!