Seriously, I eagerly await the next installments as Seth tells us all what's horribly wrong with Branson, Dollywood, and Chuck E. Cheese...

You know what? That sounds like a good idea. 'A cynic's guide to American tourist traps.' It has potential, you've got to admit.

But Seth couldn't say it any better than Bart Simpson: "It's like if Ned Flanders owned Las Vegas."