Paul Collins neglected the number one use of the phone book when I was growing up: seat raisers for the kids.

An explanation about all my other posts -

I just felt that it needed counter-points. Everyone was agreeing, it was creepy O_o

I don't care either way, I just want a way to opt out because I hate these books, I'm gonna start delivering all mine to whomever sent em.

P.S. Paladin fer life!