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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.slate.com/discuss/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Bad Poetry Contest</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/3000063/ShowForum.aspx</link><description>Submit your worst poem!</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Build: 61120.2)</generator><item><title>Re: Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/236803.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 21:29:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:236803</guid><dc:creator>brian_palmer</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/236803.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=236803</wfw:commentRss><description>I thought this was supposed to be bad poetry?&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/223268.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:32:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:223268</guid><dc:creator>Homer</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/223268.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=223268</wfw:commentRss><description>I meant to hit the report abuse button because that's what this thing is when it comes to poetry.</description></item><item><title>Re: Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/222040.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:22:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:222040</guid><dc:creator>White_Rabbit</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/222040.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=222040</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;Something tells me you're going to &lt;EM&gt;win&lt;/EM&gt; this contest. I hope the prizes are good (I haven't read them).&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Thumbs down -- way down! :)&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221694.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:59:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:221694</guid><dc:creator>paljoey53</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221694.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=221694</wfw:commentRss><description>godawrrrful</description></item><item><title>Re: Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221667.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:51:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:221667</guid><dc:creator>laurajune</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221667.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=221667</wfw:commentRss><description>Skim that oil slick. Yuck.&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221636.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:42:24 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:221636</guid><dc:creator>Juiceman</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221636.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=221636</wfw:commentRss><description>Not a clue. Not a freaking clue.&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221495.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:04:07 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:221495</guid><dc:creator>waltz n capsize</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221495.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=221495</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;dammit.  more competition.  and here i thought antiquity equaled quality.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;proof i was wrong.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;blackthumb for sisyphus.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;w n c&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sisyphus Among the Philistines</title><link>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221447.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:52:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:221447</guid><dc:creator>X. P. Callahan</dc:creator><slash:comments>7</slash:comments><comments>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/221447.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=3000063&amp;PostID=221447</wfw:commentRss><description>And he rolls, rolls, rolls that big rock up that mountain&lt;br&gt;and lets it drop&lt;br&gt;along with names like Ulysses and Aphrodite&lt;br&gt;and Apollo and Artemis and Zeus&lt;br&gt;as well as the name on the white plastic tag&lt;br&gt;pinned on that red-polyester-jacketed velvet-eyed&lt;br&gt;   curly-haired&lt;br&gt;little divinity skimming the oil slick&lt;br&gt;from the surface of the avgolemono&lt;br&gt;in the stainless-steel soup pot at the Terra Linda&lt;br&gt;   Safeway salad bar.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We must imagine Sisyphus happy, said Camus.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Rolling, rolling, rolling, Sisyphus keeps rolling,&lt;br&gt;no dipping for him of tootsies into the Lethe,&lt;br&gt;however that river is pronounced,&lt;br&gt;pushing and pushing and letting that big rock roll&lt;br&gt;right back down again and again.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When all of a sudden Sisyphus is plucked&lt;br&gt;from his eternal task and plunged&lt;br&gt;into the cold cold blue blue of the Aegean,&lt;br&gt;and not a soul in the workshop has a freaking clue why.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>