The Spectatorhttp://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/2161049/ShowForum.aspxThe SpectatorenCommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Build: 61120.2)Maybe it's a game.http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/53378.aspxWed, 20 Jun 2007 14:15:01 GMT8e55aff1-63ee-4857-a1e9-69fccb83d317:53378rundeep0http://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/53378.aspxhttp://www.slate.com/discuss/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=2161049&PostID=53378You know, like those annual contests to see who can best emulate William Faulkner or bad professorial writing. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the winner of the "Marrying Celebrity to Seriousness" Contest. Hey, at least the sheet wasn't leather.