This guy is going to stay in this horrible, sexless marriage for the same dirty four letter reason that most guys stay married to a pain in the you know what......H-A-L-F. The writing is on the wall that it will never last, so the only real question is, How and when does it end?

Here is what this guy should do:

1. Do not have more kids. At the rate of his sex live, that should not be a problem.

2. Resign himself to the misery until the kids turn 18. The day after the youngest turns 18, file for divorce.

3. Double his savings. He is going to lose half of it some day, so he will need as much as possible to retire.

4. Stay faithful to the wife. He does not want to lose the half too soon and the loss of dignity is worse than the loss of money.

5. Stay away from marriage counselors. 80% of people who go to marriage conselors end up divorced. He can't move up the finish line date by going to a marriage counselor.