"New Castle Brown Ale"

Nay, nay, nay laddie. That English swill will not do you any good. You need a good Dalwhinie, or Glenlivit to brace yourself on those highland ramples. Now if your ancestry was more to the westerm isles, there might be a genetic predispoition to a wee dram of Islay, Talisker or Lagavulin. Now that, my laddie, is truly spiritual.