That was too funny. I will be laughing about it for a while. Only sad part is that it was all true. Why is it that the hemp lobbyists that I know always look like stoners? Because they are and their real reason for promoting it is not to wear it, but to smoke it. Maybe Industrial Hemp has unusable level of THC - don't really know. If it is so good, then we should be running our pickup trucks on it. Do the tailpipe emissions have THC if running on Industrial Hemp fuel?