mermaid33:

This reminded me of a tip my brother gave me; he got one of those "I Donated Blood" stickers from a red cross blood drive. He put it on his front door and swears it is an effective Jehovah's Witness repellant.

That's pretty funny. But actually I'm a Jehovah's Witness and it wouldn't have worked on anyone I know.

You people who think you scare Witnesses away have no idea how much fodder you give us to laugh at while we're looking for people who are genuinely interested in the bible.

Going door-to-door to mostly empty homes makes getting screamed at with, "I'm a SATAN-WORSHIPPER!" by a householder the highlight of my day. We try to keep a straight face to appear respectful, but trust me, we are laughing all the way back to the car and the coffee-shop!