Wow - Slate really is trying to cater to every taste. Who'da thunk it?

At last - a place to post my really awful poetry!

I can flame people, in all caps, speculate about you'all's sex lives, fictionalize brag about my own sex life, invite the Freditor to engage in anatomically unlikely activities with himself, the works!

Embrace your shame, people! Learn the fine art of cyberfrottery! Compose meandering, lewd, racistpoorly spelled posts without sullying them with punctuation or, sexist, line breaks! Hone your triangulation skills!

Quick! Somebody link up some porn, while I go sign up for an alt and post about having sexual relations with my deceased niece...

And her dachshund!