Ass kicked by BRU last night. She disected me piece by piece bit by bit. Kinda like getting my teeth pul;led with a rusty pliers. She nailed me for my bullshittin lies yet again.

When will I ever learn to keep my big fat mouth shut.

I just can't help it. Lying is in my DNA. I'm a vindictive old hag with so many cats my kitchen doubles a a litter box. They smell bad. But I smell worse.

BRU is hot I'm not. This is more reason for me to hate the world.

Oooops gotta go. Barney just came home with a truckload of flour.