You are weird. That is the kindest of the remarks that come to mind.

The man did not compliment her perfume. He persisted in making odd remarks that did not necessarily include her perfeume. He also pushed it to a degree that was offensive.

Most presidents are past the age that certain times of the month are relevant. More men than women are diagnosed as manic-depressives and violent psychos. Perhaps we could elect them.

I doubt that the letter about the girl in the college is real. Freshmen do not tend to see themselves as being beyond worrying about grades and image.

I'll guess you have no friends so you do this to feel you are communicating. I will also guess they don't tell you why you have no friends because you have a nasty streak.