I've changed my mind: I want to be a racist now. I just want to get the story straight: now Blacks are inferior because they are genetically disadvantaged. I just thought it was their lousy culture, you know single moms and rap music. No, that's not it anymore. I just want to be up to date and current.

And that crack baby thing, that's it because of in-utero contact with cocaine, that's out now right?

Cool. So I'm down with the IQ gene thing. So what's with their lousy culture and why they all smoke crack? Is that because they are so dumb or did they stop smoking crack and get married but they're still stupid? I just want to know so I have it straight, because it seems to change every couple of years.

Well, one thing stays the same: it's always the Blacks on the bottom. For awhile there I was getting ready to hate Arabs just because of 9/11, but since they haven't done that again, I guess their off the hook and the Blacks are back.

One thing though: I also hate Jews. Can someone fill me in on how that fits in these days? I know they're smart now but maybe they have a greedy gene or something? Did they smoke something else, like free base or something?

Thanks for your help. I have trouble keeping up with all the changes!