Hey, I got no problems there. Antarctica has been high on my list for years; ditto for Angor Wat, but I prefer Antarctica, if the ritual must be on a beach. Guests must additionally participate in a group photo by Shackleton's outpost--naked (as is the tradition there: <link>
I think this is especially fitting as, like Antarctic penguins, I'm afraid you'll have to be the one doing the bulk of child-rearing, for the next few years at least. Would you consider participating in experiments to enable you to BEAR the child too? After all, if women with no uterus can do it... (http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/extract/349/16/1534)
Under these conditions, tantric arts are no problem.
But I say the Western idea of a dowry is passe--why should the woman's family pay when the groom gets the girl? Let's do this Afro-Asian style--how many cows you got?
Finally, I further stipulate that General Disarray's title must be the Illustrious High Priest of Hallowed, Non-Linear Differential Equations, since, after all, it is chaos that brings us together. =)
