Poor Little Georgie, Those icky grown-ups had done it again!

Just when he thought he'd get his fun little war with Iran, the grown-ups said in a National Intelligence Estimate report (whatever THAT is???) that Iran stopped their nuclear weapons four years ago.

Now Little Georgie would be caught telling a fib. He had told everyone that Iran was building these weapons now. People had believed his first fib about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction but they were getting smarter which made Little Georgie feel real poopie.

"What will we do?" said Little Georgie to his friend Dick McCreepy. "We promised our oil buddies that we'd bomb Iran and kick their butts. Now I've been naughty and might be punished!"

"Don't worry, Little Georgie," said Dick McCreepy, "we'll do what we've always done. We'll just close our eyes and pretend the grown-ups aren't there. That way we can still have our fun war and get the oil for our buddies".

"Wow, that's a great idea, Dick McCreepy. You always think of all the good ideas. I'm gonna shut my eyes right now and pretend that icky report never happened!"

And he did...