It pains me to point out the obvious Jack, but my wife is a kind and generous person while you're an arrogant asshole. To give one example, it appears that you brag to girlfriends about the number of times you've cheated on your wife. But everyone knows what a jerk you are from your posting on the Fray.

Good people like my wife are valued by all religions. Unfortunately for you, the same can't be said of arrogant assholes.