Wow and I though having to watch my 350 lb brother-in-law slurp down half the table while orating about any little thing that passed through his mind at the moment, with only short breaks to scoop up spilled food off the floor into his mouth and burp, was bad....

I guess at least there are worse places to be at Turkey time and this ladys letter hardly qualifies. Why are people such babies? SUCK IT UP PEOPLE!