Dear Lucky-- Your job "providing dialogue" for "unscripted," programming is among the trickiest and least appreciated in the tv business. I wish you and the other reality writers the best in joining WGA. Bonnie Goldstein

ps. in fairness, perhaps I was jumping to conclusions about David E. Kelley's wrist wear. his watch in this image seems to be a Cartier tank.

pps. bite me? do you write with that mouth?