This very good article was made very frustrating by the abyssmal quality of the sound clips.

If I were going by the clips, I would conclude that Haydn and Mozart sound the same -- like total crap. Why are these clowns famous?

It sounds like these were recorded on the very first wax drums, transferred to an 8-Track that was left on the dashboard of an abandoned car, then "ripped" to a digital file using a condenser mic from a 80s-era boom box at a bitrate of 16 bps.

No seriously, GOOD JOB.