Well, if we're going to go back to the good ol' foreign-dog-eat-indigenous-dog days then we better sharpen our sabres, load up the Peacemakers and get out the smallpox infected blankets. If we took it fair and square from Native Americans then the muslims and other assorted third-world types have a right to try to take it from us using whatever weapons come to hand. Illegal immigration as the 5th column, eh?

So lets clone an army of Chuck Norrises (not Bruce Lee, he's one of THEM), resurect The Duke and get out the dogs and water cannons, cuz there's zips in the wire, sarge.

I do like the supertanker idea, though. Maybe we could use them for abortionists, dope fiends, jews, muslims, liberals, UN supporters and Hillary. Oh - and rednecks without pitbulls.