First, Dahlia and whathisname claim that washboarding should be banned... a perfectly good, and historically validated technique, one which is not only cost effective, but can be implemented by anyone, with minimal training... AND THEn, in another column, the so-called Explained, which doesen't, the author says that people, and she''s talking to YOU, mr. and mrs. america, that you should RETREAT if MONKEYS attack you!!! Hey! I've still got my memory and I can memory the helicopters the last time we retreated. NEVER AGAIN!! Hey!! Anywhere, Anytime... bring on the Monkeys!!!