Of course the Yankees aren't toast, Bill Gates is taking over; that's what eTrueSports is reporting.

Steinbrenner Donates Yankees To Charity
Tampa, FL - After losing to the Cleveland Indians in the American League Division Series, George Steinbrenner, principal owner of the New York Yankees, has decided to donate the team and all its assets to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. "Winning isn't everything," says The Boss.