I know! How dare you deny a potential future person their opportunity to exist. You fiend! We should all strive to have as many children as humanly possible as fast as humanly possible. Never mind income level, global resources, urban sprawl or any of that secular nonsense. Every time we miss an opportunity to have more children, we defy the Almighty Himself. Clearly, it is quantity of life that matters, not quality.

After all, the parts of the world with the greatest population density and highest birthrates are obviously the places where one feels God's love most keenly. One just has to go there and see the open sewers, lack of clean water and widespread malnourishment for one's self to truly appreciate it. If America is to be a truly blessed and prosperous nation, we must strive to keep pace with India, China and parts of Africa.

I hope that God can forgive a secular humanist like me for using his faculty of reason (presumably provided by said deity) to determine that what was good for the Hebrews three thousand years ago might not be what is best for us in the present.

So... I'm thinking a class action lawsuit. The People vs. Their Ancestors? It'll be great! ;-)