How could America even operate without this important strategic ally in the Middle East. Why, I'm sure we all remember how Israeli and American troops marched side by side into Baghdad to liberate it from the tyranny of Sad...

What? Oh, Israel was too busy that week?

But, of course, during the liberation of Kuwait they....

What? Oh.

But, let's not forget all the help they've given the U.S. in Afghansta....

Oh, too busy that week too?

Anyway, strategic ally, very important! No really!