Thank you for your application.

To answer your questions:

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After carefully considering your qualifications and your MBTU, we suggest you seek housing in either Phase III of the BallotBox Manor Development or perhaps in ChatterBox Village. Please understand that your apparent familiarity with Lilith's sock puppets, your downrating of this post, and your uprating of your own posts played no role in our decision.