10 - Vibrators also don't make men worse in bed. 9 - Not much for doggy-style, are you? 8 - I guess if all you want from a real person is a mind blowing orgasm that might be true.... 7 - If my mother (or any hypothetical daughter) finds my vibrator, that's what she gets for digging in my personal stuff. 6 - vibrators don't have emotions, they want nothing. 5 - uncomfortable requests happen. so what? should one never mention anything other than the missionary position to avoid discomfort? 5 contradicts 10.... 4 - I dunno. Never tried it. 3 - Huh? I dunno what you're getting at. 2 - Ew. 1 - Yeah, but sometimes you only have time/patience for the sprint.