Re: Alabama and Texas making purchasing sex toys illegal and renaming them:

Yep this is true. Some states have tried make the purchase of sex toys illegal. The loophole is in the definition of sex toy, ofcourse. They suddenly become 'cake toppers' or...

I went to a sex toy party a few years back. I was a little freaked out by the fact that every dildo and vibrator had a face on it. Seriously whacky looking little faces. I asked the lady selling the products wtf is up? and she said "Yeah, some southern states banned sex toys. And this company sells in all states and overseas. Because they have a face on it, in those areas it's called a 'doll', so the company can sell them legally, and they don't have to remanufacture or repackage the product just for those states"

...but they were creepy faces. One of them was like a rabbit with fangs. It gave me nightmares...