So on this "family friendly" Fray board, where one must be careful with our words lest our conversations fall on delicate ears, we're going into all sorts of details about how to masturbate, how to surreptitiously get a sample of sperm for testing, why toilets seats and/or lids should be up or down, and what sorts of tortures a 14-year old might have used to try to bump off his baby brother. I just can't take it anymore.

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!