Then again....... The vibrator will never stand you up on a Saturday night........... will never try and ditch you to go hang out at a bar with other vibrators............. doesn't care if you haven't got makeup on............ doesn't hog up all the hot water.............. never wants to know if you've ever had another vibrator............. doesn't mind sharing the bed with a cat......... won't run off with another vibrator......... can't ruin your credit.............. won't hit on your friends............ won't embarrass you in front of your relatives............... will never trash your car...................... .............. ........There must be a gadzillion more of these...