There was a trial in Texas about this... There's a company that sells sex toys at parties and a woman was doing a brisk business holding them. Someone threw a fit because they were called "sex toys" and found an obscure law that forbids selling sex toys that are called "sex toys". ******* ********* ********* ********* *********** ********* ********** ******** ******* ******** ************* ******** ******** ********** ******** ************ ********* ******** ********* ********** In the end, the saleslady had to relabel her goods. Vibrators and dildos were to be called "cake toppers", etc. No kidding. ********** *********** ********* ********* ********** ********* *********** ********* ********* ******* ******** ********* ********* ********** ********** ************ ******** ******* ********** ******** ******* ****** Now, everyone found this hilarious, because in Dallas I could take you to no less than FOUR toy and porn stores that rival Costco in size and variety of goods. They're everywhere there's room for a good-sized building and a massive parking lot. I was also flabbergasted at the sheer numbers of strip clubs in that city - and they're all busiest on Sundays . Turns out the good ol' boys take their families to church, drop them off at home, pop into their club of choice for a lap dance and some overprices beer, then go to someone's house and watch football for the rest of the day.******** ********* ************** ************* ********* ********** ********** ********* ****** ********** ************* *********************** ********* ********** ********* ********** ********* ***** No. I'm not kidding.