marcparis:

Dear Prudie,

I need to have sex with and kill my coworker. But in which order? Is it worse to be a rapist or a necrophiliac? I'm a murderer either way, because I don't think I can manage a Madonna-like "death by orgasm".

PS: My mother and I are very close. (I even consulted her when I bought my first vibrator.) Should I talk to her before laying/offing this guy?