something here to please piss off everyone . ..

10 - become a white house or congressional intern

9 - pray to mecca 5 times a day

8 - get a grip (guys only)

7 - dig deeper (girls only)

6 - watch fox news, not "the OC" or "90210" or one those new vampire shows

5 - join an after school activity, like key club or "obama ambassadors"

4 - just say no

3 - sex is dirty - save it for someone you love

2 - don't be a fool - stay in school

1 - write a letter to prudie for advice