Well that was atypically anti-climactic. But man can that Chinaman swing him some "lumber"!

Great moments in post-game press conferences, Chase Utley Edition after game 5:

"So Chase, tell us about those two homers!"
"Umm... the first one was a first pitch... a fastball... The second one... was... a fastball as well... I believe..."
"Did that excite your team!?"
"Umm... I believe that... they may have been excited... yes..."

Perhaps he should've blown off that Access Hollywood "At Home With The Utleys" segment, because he was nowhere to be found last night.

So, what do the Yankees do about Chop Suey's convenient circumstances?

My favorite, the early-mid 90s, Cincy Reds on the radio, Marty Brennaman, also famous for having one of the largest heads in broadcasting. It's like his head is a container for a head.

P.S. Has my racism become too disingenuous, or just lame? Both?