When I was a kid, some idiot reporter from our local rag headlined a story regarding a scholarship I had won "Local Boy Makes Good". For the rest of that year I was called Good Boy by merciless 'friends". "Hey, GoodBoy, how's your locals hanging?" "GoodBoy, guess you can't come out tonight 'cause you gotta stay home and practice, haw haw."

I'd probably have been even more a target had that story not run on an inside page rather than the cover, unlike your cover-splayed, cited and quoted Jurisprudence post, which, God forfend, no latter day idiot reporter would ever reveal.

Certainly not I. I've been...sensitized.