reading your post I was immediately reminded of all those amusing, ironical snippets---and even books now, I believe---devolving on the idea of Chuch Norris as an all-powerful, all-knowing center of the universe. And yet an everyman nevertheless.

Maybe Chuck vs. Timbo on Celebrity Deathmatch. Timbo could intone Chuck to death before it even got started, explicating the history and groundrules....