brits are more educated. just ask one and he'll tell you. thats why fewer of them are conned by al gore. besides, if chris christie is too fat to be new jerseys governor, doesn't that automatically call into question al gore and his heated swimming pool?

my theory on why aussies are more worried about global warming - they drink more beer. when you're drunk you get depressed. did you ever see a can of fosters? its like a quart, i think. americans write songs about girlfriends leaving when they get drunk and sing the blues. aussies write songs about the weather?