From a very funny song by Ry Cooder titled 'Every Woman I Know (Is Crazy 'Bout An Automobile':

I used to date women who were long and lean!

But now I'll take 'em knock-kneed and bow-legged---

Heck, I'll even take 'em BALD!

LeRoy: The protagonist is complaining about his lack of success with women due to his lack of an automobile. So he goes and steals one.